An incomplete list of potential band names

  1. Plastic regime
  2. A Halfhearted Guffaw
  3. Anomalous Shrimp
  4. Egg Breeze
  5. Marauders in Suburbia
  6. A Cornucopia of Sex Acts
  7. Toss the Quiche!
  8. Machine code of the universe
  9. Slightly Rambunctious Females
  10. Sporadic Operatic
  11. PB and Jank
  12. Sex Venmo
  13. Tiny Zamboni
  14. Buddhist Urchins
  15. Permutation of spaghetti
  16. Tainted Vision
  17. A Singular Yike
  18. Salty Pancake
  19. Paradise on Mars
  20. Slapstick Ghandi
  21. Shakuhachi in Russia
  22. Dirac Crackers
  23. Dementia Fingers
  24. Guacamole and Rowboats
  25. Brontosaurus Rex
  26. Responsible Assault
  27. I’m a slut for vanilla earl grey
  28. Ka Eyes
  29. Systems that Move
  30. The Processional Way
  31. Avocado Cochroach
  32. Crocodog
  33. Mr. Robot
  34. Murder Holes
  35. Angels with Guns
  36. Lightning Supercharged
  37. The rusty nail
  38. Unleeched
  39. Pull Out And Smash
  40. Lesbian Acolyte
  41. Forrest Bueller
  42. Edward Longshanks
  43. Breast Terrain
  44. Lady Drew
  45. Edgefoot
  46. Orangenoodle
  47. I’m Sigourney Weaver and I’m Dead
  48. The Snooze Room
  49. The Snus Room
  50. Motown Tea
  51. Carrot from my Backpack
  52. Beetle tongues
  53. A Life With No Limbs
  54. The Nub Guyz
  55. El Vector
  56. Mr. Mom Dragon
  57. Ass Hangover
  58. Twerkathon
  59. Nineteen Eighty Nelson
  60. Cyprus Bottoms
  61. Albergati Thammasith
  62. Agastopia Rivalry
  63. Crespigny Street
  64. Deborah! Dosimeter
  65. Sparks West Virginia
  66. Dunkin Committee
  67. FusionFall Jalisco
  68. People Group
  69. Lawyers on Ice
  70. Big Dirtball
  71. Auralgasm
  72. Vegan Vampires
  73. Exogenous Demand Shocks
  74. Roman Rock
  75. Dirty Zucchini
  76. Cyborg Muffintops
  77. Astral Erection
  78. 100 Horse-Sized Mantis Shrimps
  79. Mark Squat
  80. Environ-minstrel-ists
  81. Sex Alcohol
  82. Wimpy Dip
  83. The Squid and the Whale
  84. Colon Polyps
  85. God Hates Bags
  86. Manhandle My Pumpkin
  87. Warm Pumpkin
  88. Double Comparative
  89. Masculine Fungus
  90. Big Fat Slappers
  91. Female Reboot
  92. Gender Bender
  93. Swirling Vat of Milk
  94. Toxic Loans
  95. A Speck of Clay on a Potters Wheel
  96. Dr. Chicka Chicka Slim Shady
  97. A Slight Nugget
  98. Argyle Zombies
  99. Cumulative Nipples
  100. Spank me tender
  101. Plastic Fetuses
  102. Baby Dicked Baboon
  103. Big Toddler
  104. Full Grown Human Sized Toddler
  105. Silence is Scary
  106. Kyle Petty and the Heartbreakers
  107. Brown Cube
  108. One Churro Away
  109. Hair is Clothes
  110. Space Kids
  111. Mainstream White Evangelical Culture
  112. Undercooked Oatmeal
  113. Butt Pizza
  114. Pixelated Memes
  115. Creepy-Ass Nemo
  116. Creepy Ass-Nemo
  117. Space Vehicle
  118. Sucking Me Beautiful
  119. Perturbations
  120. Linda’s All I Need
  121. Neptune’s Year
  122. Frosted Eisenhower
  123. Loanable Fun
  124. Food Noun
  125. Bratwurst Penis
  126. Tapioca Cat
  127. Reagan Crunch
  128. Flea Thrills
  129. Subaru Stevens
  130. Colefax McLiverneck
  131. Uncle Batman
  132. Titular Bob
  133. An Elf Upon My Penis
  134. Firm Wedge
  135. Truthriders
  136. Europa G
  137. Neal quantity 1
  138. Consistent Lick
  139. You Just Have To Skweez
  140. Smoot Hawley Act
  141. Almost 3 Sentences
  142. Release the ACLU!
  143. Lesbian Thespians
  144. Unfortunate Knick Knacks
  145. Human Potato
  146. Urine Sponge Bath
  147. Don’t Joke About iRobot!
  148. The Three Boners
  149. Oral Overflow
  150. Happy Swamping?
  151. Neigh Keeper
  152. Abstract Bread
  153. Bread Motif
  154. Large Mango Moistens
  155. Butter Oven Computer
  156. Impermanence
  157. Stupid Riff Raff
  158. Tepid Garbage
  159. Bureaucratic mess
  160. Ladies and Immigrants
  161. Crusty White Baguette
  162. Hymen, God of Marriage
  163. Cello Scrotum
  164. Meeton Neuters
  165. Greased Box
  166. Cheese cracker plebians
  167. Wilted Nipple
  168. Pile of Meat
  169. Echidna Penis
  170. James Joist
  171. Buttstrap
  172. Dogcatcher Sexman
  173. Bern née Sanders
  174. Tangy Water Solid
  175. Lillian’s Butt Eyes
  176. Urban Goat Experience
  177. Luxuriant Dwarf Goats
  178. Nathan Jumbo Shrimp
  179. Archimedes Grundle
  180. Archimedes Girdle
  181. Earthworm Genocide
  182. Eat the Codeine
  183. Intergalactic Narc
  184. Amorphophallus
  185. Room Temperature Meats
  186. My dragon is xylophone
  187. Hot Dali lama
  188. Effort to wheeze
  189. Pork Abortion
  190. Goose Jacuzzi
  191. 80% of a Bagpipe
  192. Dry Shampoo
  193. Large Harmful Snakes
  194. Satan’s grundle
  195. Neal Kelso
  196. Dickey Memos
  197. Asa Dunbar’s Rancid Butter
  198. Snake Nation
  199. Mild Salad
  200. Capsules of Forever
  201. Passionate Dentist
  202. My Mother’s Taste is Beige
  203. I’m free to be diagonal
  204. Square of Sin
  205. Old Person Liquor
  206. Lesbian Grandma
  207. Carp Garbage
  208. Tilting Turtles
  209. Errant Tomatoes
  210. Vomit in a cup
  211. Night baseball
  212. Goofy foots
  213. I Zap and I Mate
  214. Rebellious tomatoes
  215. Fake Monk Mafia
  216. Grape Ultimatum
  217. Caviar on the couch
  218. Horny Skinfolds
  219. Neptune’s Oyster
  220. Consistently shocking
  221. Illegal Heat Generating Devices
  222. Pod Gunk
  223. Sex Scripts
  224. Worst Case Scenario: Bookshelf?

Meditation and permutation upon “mammal,” “Macklemore,” and “bus terminal”

  1. “Hello mammal, it’s me, Macklemore”
  2. “Hello Macklemore, it’s me, mammal”
  3. “Hello bus terminal, it’s me, Macklemore”
  4. “Hello mammal, it’s me, bus terminal”
  5. “Hello Macklemore, it’s me, bus terminal”
  6. “Hello bus terminal, it’s me, mammal”
  7. “Hello Macklemore, it’s me, Buster Minal”
  8. “Hello bus terminal, it’s me, busty mammal”
  9. “Hello Macklemore, it’s me, Mordor”
  10. “Hello mackerel door, it’s me, a busted thermal”
  11. “Hello memory, it’s me, bus terminal”
  12. “Hello Mr. Animal, it’s me, blustering ermine”
  13. “Hello melted floor, it’s me, Bernie Sanders”
  14. “Hello homeomorphism, it’s me, metrosexual”
  15. “Hello Macron, it’s me, bus terminal”

Three statements that could arguably be considered jokes

America has always been a haven for INNOVATORS, people who are unafraid to change the world, disrupt industries, and CREATE bold new content. As a proud content creator, I am happy to share FREE OF CHARGE three EXCELLENT statements that could be considered funny:

  1. There’s uptown funk and uptown girl. Where’s funk girl?
  2. I was a gifted dribbler in high school basketball. I was so good they called me double dribble.
  3. They have 1% milk and 2% milk. Where’s the 100% milk?

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